Behold, GONDOLA! The original... uh... Head-on-Legs? Walking Noodle? Let's just call him Gondola. He's literally just a head perched atop a pair of functioning legs. No arms. None. Living what we assume is the 'no awkward hugs' dream. Gondola is a walking existential question mark, redefining basic anatomy as we know it.

We Stare.

We Whispering "How?"

We Poke.

We Trip Over His Legs.

Ticker GONDOLA

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Supply 1 BILLION

And yet, despite the utter lack of upper limbs, we simply must observe! We crowd around, trying to figure out the physics.

There’s too much weirdness to witness, even if Gondola can't high-five us!

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